note to self (7)

just because he walk passed your booth every second or two,

and gave you his 'my bed is empty for another month if you're up for it' smile,

doesn't necessarily mean he is up for grab.

-that is unless you happened to speak french and arabic.

cheeseled bread

Description:
the quickest breakfast ever. teach you never to throw food. and that almost expired bread is sometimes can be as good as a fresh bread. just make sure the fungi hasn't built a colony, yet.

Ingredients:
some almost (or couple of days already) expired bread
quickmelt cheese of the cheapest brand
office microwave oven
african hippo serves as garnish


Directions:
1. check for any fungi, should there be any, rip it off of the bread. if not, then you're in luck. if there were too many, don't be such a cheap ass, throw it!
2. lay out 3 slices of almost expired bread (or as much as you want, also depend on how close the expiry dates are) on a plate.
3. grate or thin-slice the quickmelt cheese on top of each bread (the more the merrier. i myself prefer to put the cheese almost covering all the bread's surface).
4. put the plate inside the microwave then close the microwave's door (not sure what will happen if it stays open, but i'm pretty sure it's not pretty).
5. set the microwave on the 'heat the frozen stuff' mode (varied symbol on each type of microwave, but it usually has the 'snowflake' symbol).
6. set the timer for 3 minutes. then hit the 'on' button.
7. as what barney stinson said in how i met your mother, 'wait for it...'
8. then after it dings! your breakfast is ready!
9. take it to your booth (so your colleagues won't bobbing for them), garnish it with anything (in my case, the african hippo), take a picture, post it on facebook or any of your blog, then have a bite! enjoy!

tips:
best bread to use would be the ones like batard (or any of the salty kind) but the locally customized ones. in some store, e.g. the foodmart, they have the puravita kind, it's good because it stays soft even after a week (unlike batard). fungi may occur on some spots, but they're easily removed and the bread would stay soft yet crisp when heated.

doppelgänger

the sight of you

would be the death of me

Sting - Mad About You.flv

it would make a prison of my life
if you became another's wife

- a gift for your wedding today

pretty please

please don't leave me

just to be with her

ryan and sharpay.flv

are the reason i watched hsm. i LOVE their version. and absolutely HATE the one of troy and gabriella.

sorry, but

i'm not one out of many

who cited the sun, or raindrops,

or anything sugary

as their favourite.

the only time i ever like the sun

is when i need my laundry to dry.

i used to like the smell of rain,

until the sight of it

give me nightmares of hours wasted

jammed, out on the street, helpless.

as for anything sweet,

i consciously loathe them

for no good reason.

 

and yes, i hold grudge,

for indefinite time.