darling i do

isn't this lovely? though landon pigg looks too gay.

 

(qua)tre formaggi

Description:
hmm.. i like cheese. i don't buy gadgets when i have extra money. i buy cheese. the real ones. and when it comes the day when the fridge is full of cheese. this is what happened.

Ingredients:
4 slices of batard (available in carrefour)
a grub of roquefort (available when a colleague just came back from visiting france)
2 dice of swiss emmental, thin sliced (available after 2 weeks perdiem in rural papua)
a cube of gruyere, thin square sliced (available from a back to back field trip perdiem)
4 teaspoons of italian dressing (available in all fresh salad bar)


Directions:
1. spread the roquefort on two slices of batard, then each batard is sprinkled with a teaspoon of italian dressing.
2. spread the swiss emmental on a slice of batard then sprinkle with a teaspoon of italian dressing.
3. spread the gruyere on a slice of batard then sprinkle with a teaspoon of italian dressing.
4. pop them up in an oven or a microwave with a low heat for 2 to 3 minutes, just until the cheese melt.
5. take them out, take a picture, post it on your blogs, then enjoy!

notes:
• roquefort is a hardcore cheese, and i ain't talking about the texture. so, for those of you, who are not cheese persons, may feel like you're making out with a goat. it tastes a bit bitter with a sandy feeling when you chew, so you can change it with other kinds of amateur (ha!) cheese. 'though it will never be the same, suckers!
• my favorite cheese is the swiss emmental. sometimes when you enjoy it too much, it started to taste like meat. and that is exactly why i love the swiss emmental.
• the italian dressing is just to moist the bread when you microwave or oven them, you can change it with just olive oil or butter if you don't mind heart attack. i personally love italian dressing because it has a garlic-y spicy soury taste, you know, to keep the vampires from vamping your meal instead of your neck.
• basically you can use any cheese, even the cheap cheddar, but expensive cheese taste so much better.
• beware of flies, it's the roquefort, it smells also like a never been washed socks. or the gutter.
• brush your teeth, wash your face after you had them, unless you prefer the flies than the hotties to linger around you the whole day.

gerutu (6)

thank god for sate rs pertamina. and donut in seven eleven bulungan. then all fresh in simatupang. god bless food and fruits. because surely god should never bless them people who hate their own kind. god knows for what reasons.

 

i truly am sorry if my parents forced me to have a good education and theirs did not. thus, if i earn more than they did at my age, blame the friggin tsunami. we are only here to ease the pain of couple of billions people of this country who –unlike you– had to, for example, walk three days and three nights or even a whole week, just to get their eyes examined. they care shit if you are a dear friend of the ex zero two. or even the present zero one.

 

now, what is your explanation to let those of the same skins eat not from the same buffet. haven’t you got anything from all of this shit? have you never read the seven fundamental principles? do you not know that the core principles are the exact opposite things that you are imposing at the moment? i bet you don’t even want to hold hands with old people who wipe their snots with their cut fingers.

 

so, look, my veins are popping every time i dare to think about what you guys did. i'm trying to not raise my blood-pressure just over work shits. and i understand that you're just trying to kiss ass and make the ex-zero two happy. but if you don’t even get sarcasm. or if you dare to ask 'lagi bawa siapa di sini' again. i would still smile nicely to you. for the sake of my friends. whom you didn’t let to join the cocktail party and you told to eat from nasi kotak. because above all, i still love my own people, and i would take bullets for them.

 

just remember that money and power only buy you ass kisser that will someday kick you in the nuts.

unrequited

why not you?

because you used people for your own benefit.

 

why not you?

because you are nothing but a hypocrite.

 

why not you?

because you are stingier than the scots.

 

why not you?

because you have a wife now.

 

why not you?

because you are too religious to a different religion.

 

why not you?

because you live in a place with two hours time difference.

with your wife and, maybe, kids.

 

so,

why me?

dancing barefoot

the baby boy would suddenly stop crying when hearing john mayer's waiting on the world to change. while the big baby whined to her caretaker the other day, 'mbak, kakak kan mau nyanyi ce-i-en-te-a.'

 

i'd still hug them just the same. more than just because music is universal.

the platinum rule

it's only been a week since.

excluding the first time we met.

 

guess we have had what barney theorized.

attraction. bargaining. submission.

perks. tipping point.

purgatory.

confrontation.

and fall out.

 

now we should try ted's theory.

coexistence.

 

at least i would like to.